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Reblogged from madhip  5,300 notes

More people need to utilize the Masturbation Test

basedheisenberg:

Whenever you’re unsure about something in your love/sex life, it’s a good idea to clear out any unnecessary hormones influencing your decision making abilities.

-Thinking about getting back in contact with your ex?

Masturbation test.

-Not sure if you’re attracted to someone or just really horny?

Masturbation Test

-Thinking about signing up for a dating website?

Masturbation Test

Remember kids, when in doubt, jerk it out.

Reblogged from sniffing  77,193 notes

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT